Richard Simmons Quotes

11 quotes from 9 authors

The flamboyant trainer Richard Simmons turned fitness into a flamboyant celebration of joy and perseverance. Though only 11 quotes from 9 sources appear here, each line reflects his signature enthusiasm, reminding us that movement can be both playful and transformative.

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I'd love to have a big old hug with Richard Simmons.

Blake Shelton

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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

Matt Groening

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Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot…

Blake Shelton

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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons…

Norm MacDonald

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I would not want to be Richard Simmons... right now or anytime. He seems like a nice guy, but if I had…

Blake Shelton

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The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the…

Dennis Miller

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“it's hard to march purposefully, or in any other way, when your thighs are screaming like Richard Simmons in a candy store-…

P.C. Cast

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I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.

Dolly Parton

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I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in…

Richard Simmons

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“If there’s one genetic trait that automatically disqualifies a man from being able to rock, it’s curly hair. Nobody cool has curly…

Tommy Lee

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“Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad? Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person. Like Santa Claus? More…

T.J. Klune

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