Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
“If there’s one genetic trait that automatically disqualifies a man from being able to rock, it’s curly hair. Nobody cool has curly… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
“it's hard to march purposefully, or in any other way, when your thighs are screaming like Richard Simmons in a candy store-… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad? Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person. Like Santa Claus? More… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I would not want to be Richard Simmons... right now or anytime. He seems like a nice guy, but if I had… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
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