If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win you over to my side. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to people who… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Legislators could easily be out-voted if people voted in midterm elections. The fact that we don't talk about all this stuff [ abortion rights,… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
For me, it's important to elevate the hypocrisy with humor. Then you really are using the humor to elevate the problem, saying this is… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
People who came to the clinics or came to the fundraiser knew what was happening in their state but didn't realize the profundity of… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
![“Legislators could easily be out-voted if people voted in midterm elections. The fact that we don't talk about all this stuff [ abortion rights, LGBTQ rights, or voting rights] very much because Donald Trump and the general election is sucking all the air out of the room - if people aren't paying…” quote by Lizz Winstead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b40/lizz-winstead-11138_abortion_legislators-could-easily-be-out-voted-if_1026631.jpg)
![“People who came to the clinics or came to the fundraiser knew what was happening in their state but didn't realize the profundity of what was happening all over the place. But the third thing [was] that at every single clinic I went to, somebody who worked there - it could have been the doctor, it…” quote by Lizz Winstead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/594/lizz-winstead-11138_abortion_people-who-came-to-the-clinics-or-came-t_1079445.jpg)