“Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything doesn't always… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If there's no honor among thieves, only a colossal idiot (or fellow thief) would suggest using the honor system to regulate big banks and… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I'm really sick of listening… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have much higher… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
