If someone is traveling on two boats then the relationship status has to be 'Complicated'. — Ray Mehta Copy Share Image
“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
Find someone who will change your life and not just your relationship status. — Thetonerulecom Copy Share Image
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Y'all change your relationship status more then anybody else in the world. How do u expect her to be my sister in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youthful social media users share their personal lives online, tweeting and posting everything from their relationship status to their current location to… — Alexa Von Tobel Copy Share Image
“The next time you check the box “S” for single, remember this: singleness is no longer a lack of options but a… — Mandy Hale Copy Share Image
I hate people that use their Facebook relationship status for attention. — Megan O'Kane Copy Share Image
“Single or partnered, on the spiritual path, everyone is both. And neither. We are omni-relationship-status.” — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
Don't give relationship advice when u can't even figure out ur relationship status!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Seeing a relationship status and thinking: 'Ehhhh, I'll give it a week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best relationships aren't shown on Facebook. In fact, if your relationship status is on Facebook, y'all are probably destined to fail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you still need to grow up if your relationship status is based on Who's asking — Juju Copy Share Image
Get with someone for your sake of life not to help your relationship status — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
They should have an option that says On the Prowl for your Relationship Status... Single just isn't cutting it. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
1.Last Drink You Had- 2.Last Text You Sent 3. Who Did You Send The Text To- 4.Last Phone Call- 5.Last Food You… — Angel_eyes Copy Share Image
“Current relationship status?” Her voice cut like an arctic chill blowing through the room. “If you mean me, then you’re not my… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
If your relationship status says, It's complicated maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
