According to a new survey, the national average price for regular gasoline rose about 15 cents in the last two weeks. Meaning that if gas gets any more expensive, rappers will start to drink it. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It's getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image