I'm addicted to picking my nose. In a world of red tape and bureaucracy, where it takes forever to buy a house or get a cell-phone plan going, it's so instant to just stick your finger up there and go… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Writing is the life blood of everything in Hollywood. Without writers, there are no scripts, no acting work. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A lot of people like to ask me, 'Ali, how on earth do you balance family and career?' Men never get asked that question.… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I liked that improv and sketch comedy were collaborative, but you really depended on other people and a stage to perform. With stand-up comedy,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
For the first year I lived in New York, I never ate out. I literally just ate lentils and brown rice at home. Sometimes… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My dad was a very unconventional Asian American man. He was very much not quiet, not shy, not passive. If he had to fart,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A couple of female standup comics I know refer to their kids as their Little Career Killers. I was like, I really do not… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I've seen many female comics that a lot of people haven't heard of who are so funny, and I saw them come up, and… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
