“I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Pedophiles only screw kids while democrats screw everyone /carrollbryant/status/928963150820642816” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. "Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?" "Just the usual." She answers. "Shattered… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that. — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Be careful about vengeance against God, he will smite you with the curse of El ángel negro.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
