I don't quite hear what you say, but I beg to differ entirely with you. — Augustus De Morgan Copy Share Image
“Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?” — Mora Early Copy Share Image
Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love. — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Quips and Cranks and wanton Wiles, Nods and Becks and wreathèd Smiles. — John Milton Copy Share Image
“It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.” — Initially NO Copy Share Image
If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs. — Murray Gell-Mann Copy Share Image
“Gut?” “General Unified Theory.” Kohler quipped. “The theory of everything.” — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
“But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his eyebrows in response. "Well, aside from mine, of course," Jace said.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
Newton said, "If I have seen further than others, it is because I've stood on the shoulders of giants." These days we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to… — James Taranto Copy Share Image
He [Earl Scruggs] was really cool because he was very quiet, and he wouldn't say much, but then he would come out… — Earl Scruggs Copy Share Image
“Well, She's (She-Hulk) quippy. I'm quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper.… — Dan Slott Copy Share Image
She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm… — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
Haste thee, Nymph, and bring with thee Jest, and youthful Jollity, Quips, and Cranks, and wanton Wiles, Nods, and Becks, and wreathed… — John Milton Copy Share Image
Radical transparency has an enormous impact on our personal lives. We can no longer share thoughts, quips, photos or personal opinions anywhere… — Simon Mainwaring Copy Share Image
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
“I will confess to you that, you know, one of the statements that’s been attributed to me that I’m sort of proud… — Norman Schwarzkopf Copy Share Image
Right at the core, the mainstream has it backwards. Warren Buffett often quips that the first rule of investing is to not… — Seth Klarman Copy Share Image
One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each… — Bob Dole Copy Share Image
I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If Big Brother (of Orwell's 1984) comes to America, he will not be a fearsome, foreboding figure with a heart-chilling, omnipresent glare… — Michael Parenti Copy Share Image
I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage:… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When I worked with Chevy Chase, Michael Ritchie would say, "Just ad lib and try to break me up. Just insult me.… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by… — Charles Bowers Copy Share Image
“Ideally, what should be said to every child, repeatedly, throughout his or her school life is something like this: 'You are in… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie? I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort Courteous;… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When someone abuses me I can defend myself, but against praise I am defenceless. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
“It is an heretic that makes the fire, Not she which burns in't.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Lydia, I couldn't figure you out with a four hundred page manual and a telephone help line.” — John Conroe Copy Share Image
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure you're quite sensible of the honor I'm doing you," Jace said. "you'll be the first mundane who has ever… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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