“Who the fuck keeps a house this clean? Why is this bathroom so goddamn spotless? Only a metrosexual, prissy fuckwit son of a cock-gobbling dickhead would, that’s who!” — Derek Adam Copy Share Image
“There are things we feel for certain people, and only they make us feel those things. This was one of those. More than a… — Derek Adam Copy Share Image
“It’s the biggest cowardice of a man to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her back.” — Derek Adam Copy Share Image
“Who the fuck keeps a house this clean? Why is this bathroom so goddamn spotless? Only a metrosexual, prissy fuckwit son of a cock-gobbling… — Derek Adam Copy Share Image
“He was wooing the girl. I could tell because his lips were moving. She was also grinning and turning a half dozen shades of… — Derek Adam Copy Share Image
