As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The young in this country, and you fellows are young by my reckoning, have a right to be concerned about the course… — John Spratt Copy Share Image
A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Bashir paused to watch a live CNN feed... Bashir was struck silent by the images of wailing Iraqi women carrying children's bodies… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even President Reagan couldn’t understand him. During an early briefing Casey delivered to the national security cabinet, Reagan slipped Vice President Bush… — Steve Coll Copy Share Image
The nation will be shaped for decades by decisions that are made by President Bush and the Senate about the future of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you very much for contacting me to express your support for the actions of President Bush in response to the Iraqi… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
I wrote that President Bush is passing on to President-elect Obama two wars and an economic debacle. I call it a depression.… — Helen Thomas Copy Share Image
The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush has a record of cutting taxes, has provided a prescription drug benefit for seniors, has upheld the Second Amendment and… — Bill Shuster Copy Share Image
“And just like that, as if I hadn't said anything at all, the ladies sprang into a conversation about the sinful nature… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
President Bush has shown great leadership. He has said that the 21st century will not be ruled or dictated by terrorists, dictators,… — Lindsey Graham Copy Share Image
President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, he is very excited about Condoleezza Rice's testimony… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“My family is a classic American-dream story. My great-grandparents fled Russia to avoid being murdered for their religion. Just two generations later,… — David Litt Copy Share Image
My entry into the field of hydrogen came as a great surprise. President Bush of the United States was interested in hydrogen… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
We realize too late that President Bush shouldn't have taken us into Iraq, and President Obama shouldn't have taken us out. — Kathleen Troia McFarland Copy Share Image
The Republican majority, left to its own devices from 1995 to 2000, was a party committed to limited government and restoring the… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry says that he wants to debate President Bush once a month until the election. This could be a risky move… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In fact, five years ago, after Saddam ejected the UN inspectors, John McCain and I gave up on containment and introduced the… — Joe Lieberman Copy Share Image
