My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
In California today, you may save more water by not eating a pound of beef than you would by not showering for… — John Robbins Copy Share Image
If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
My parents are still married. They don't weigh 350 pounds; they go to the gym all the time. — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
I weighed 410 pounds. Never in my life did I think I would get that fat. — John Popper Copy Share Image
I think I weighed about 450/460 at my heaviest. That's huge! That's Fat Joe. And you know, I always took pride in… — Fat Joe Copy Share Image
In practice in 2007 I had a limit that probably would've weighed almost 30 pounds. — Kevin VanDam Copy Share Image
My mum never understood how much I earned. When I told her I earned a million pounds a film, she said, 'How… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Given Pounds and five years, and an ordinary man can in the ordinary course, without any undue haste or putting any pressure… — Augustine Birrell Copy Share Image
A pinch of praise is worth a pound of scorn. A dash of encouragement is more helpful than a dipper of pessimism.… — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness… — Vilayanur S. Ramachandran Copy Share Image
The tailor from 'Avatar' actually made my suit for 'Uncharted 3.' And no, it's not a hand-me-down from Sam Worthington. My 11-year-old… — Nolan North Copy Share Image
A happy man or woman is a better thing to find than a five-pound note. He or she is a radiating focus… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I am actually 7 foot and and one-half inches tall. I say Seven two because it's easier. Unlike some tall skinny guys… — Richard Kiel Copy Share Image
You might think the thinner version of yourself is going to be the most positive or confident, but that's not how it… — Garrett Hedlund Copy Share Image
What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before, prove false… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't feel like my work is dependent on my size. I feel like my work is dependent on the fact that… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat: They took some honey, and plenty of money Wrapped… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
(Lake) Lanier is a good fishing lake. Everybody tells me I put my dock on the best fishing hole in the lake.… — Luke Appling Copy Share Image
God does not weigh criminality in our scales. We have one absolute, with the seal of authority upon it; and with us… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
U.S. News Organizations observe the anniversary of September 11 with investigations about the nation's continuing vulnerability to terrorism. First, the New York… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When students are first at the Kerouac School we harp on Gertrude Stein's very basic poetic insistence that words are things .… — Anne Waldman Copy Share Image
When she left for a third time and returned with a giant box, I started to get irate. "What is this?" I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There was a time when I was 312 pounds. And I've been all different weights. — Kathy Najimy Copy Share Image
Cheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound. — Helena Christensen Copy Share Image
As the years go by, I've added a few pounds on, and I like it. I like it that I look a… — Victoria Principal Copy Share Image
When I start to get that few pounds, which I try to monitor, then I just pull back. So it's really just… — Carl Weathers Copy Share Image
I arrived in Hollywood twenty pounds overweight and as strong as an ox. — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
In my life I've easily lost 500 pounds but for some reason they keep finding me. — Gael Greene Copy Share Image
She wanted to feel him pound away her fears, a hammer to smash through all her guilt and pain and emptiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pound for pound, your show is the best of its kind. I'm always learning from your great content! — Craig Shoemaker Copy Share Image
Let a gentleman be known to have been cheated of twenty pounds, and it costs him forty a-year for the remainder of… — Walter Savage Landor Copy Share Image
I'm not a big guy anyway. I'm only, what, 150 pounds? I was 190 for 'Batman,' 179 for 'Warrior.' Films make you… — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
Also, I sort of let my appearance go, to the point where I was maybe ten to seventy pounds overweight... — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.' — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license. — Rocky Bridges Copy Share Image
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice. — Homer Copy Share Image
My son's 18, 142 pounds and hits it 40 (yards) by me. Instead of to the pin, he's lasering the distance between me and him. — Fred Funk Copy Share Image
