Potatoes Quotes · Page 13

I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,…

— Mitch Hedberg

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front…

— George Carlin

There is a lot of interesting product coming to market already. Bags and bottles and cups and such made of potato starch…

— Edward Norton

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato. The best part is underground.

— Thomas Overbury

Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother.

— Billy Sunday

I love to cook comfort food. I'll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of…

— Reese Witherspoon

Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes.

— Jamie Zawinski

If one works well in a potato field, the potatoes will grow. If one works well among people, they will grow -…

— Danilo Dolci

Tony Blair a couple years ago was going around apologizing for everything. He apologized for the Irish potato famine. The Canadian government…

— Sean Hannity

Mashed potatoes with stuff in it? That's '90s.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

“The nice thing about this menu is that it will keep fine for tomorrow. I decide to finish the potatoes, cutting the…

— Stacey Ballis

This guy (Marlon Brando) - he'll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes.

— Humphrey Bogart

When I was younger, I ate nothing but fried food. Everything was fried, from oysters to chicken to potatoes to vegetables. When…

— Richard Simmons

You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers…

— Erma Bombeck

Out of 30,000 edible plants thought to exist on earth, just eleven account for 93% of all that humans eat: oats, corn,…

— Daniel Levitin

Some tribes [of monkeys] have taken to washing potatoes in the river before eating them, others have not. Sometimes migrating groups of…

— Arthur Koestler

I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as…

— Jack Handey

I'm a big cook and prefer to make meals at home when I can. I'm either cooking, or we're going to a…

— Chandra Wilson

I only like food without color, like potatoes, bread, and pasta.

— Emma Roberts

Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.

— Diane Duane

The gentle rain which waters my beans and keeps me in the house today is not drear and melancholy, but good for…

— Henry David Thoreau

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

— Woody Allen

If shoppers looked at crooked carrots, misshapen potatoes, slightly dinged apples or too-small peaches and thought, wow, that looks delicious, imagine the…

— Dana Cowin

When something like this happens, you suddenly have no sense of reality at all. You have lost a piece of your past.…

— Nora Ephron

Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes

— Jim Butcher