Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Imagine me going around with a pot belly. It would mean political ruin. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption. — John Adams Copy Share Image
I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
To seek these things is lost labour; Geese in an oyle pot, fat Hogs among Jews, and Wine in a fishing net. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I think most entrepreneurs would refer to themselves as "accidental". No one looks for stress and pain. You stumble on to it.… — Ronnie Apteker Copy Share Image
I'm not talking about having to consult Julia Child before you can take a pot off the rack. I think that's something… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Standing behind a kitchen counter telling people about what ingredients to put in a pot didn't feel right. — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
Love is the very essence of life. It is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yet it is… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
We're a small part of this ecosystem. When we go to a school and talk about investment banking, they are these monster… — Ken Moelis Copy Share Image
We as human beings do this thing where we stuff down our feelings until they find a way to manifest themselves. We… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Human affairs are like a chess-game: only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. Life is like… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
Like the United Nations, there is something inspirational about New York as a great melting pot of different cultures and traditions. And… — Ban Ki-moon Copy Share Image
You like to explore things, and your parents don't like it because it gets the pots and pans dirty, and because it's… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
It's deeply rooted in the American psyche. Black men have always been viewed as the other, which leads to a different application… — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
Elderly people are like plants. Whereas some go to seed, or to pot, others blossom in the most wonderful ways. I believe… — James Simpson Copy Share Image
The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways. Six o'clock. The burnt-out ends of smoky days. And now a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you think I am a fool, Masha? All this time, and you speak to me as though I were a flighty… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
When we worked at the pottery, we did learn to make pots, that is, the physical act of making the pot. We… — Warren MacKenzie Copy Share Image
It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
THIS TORTURE Why should we tell you our love stories when you spill them together like blood in the dirt? Love is… — Rumi Copy Share Image
We seem to be in a really interesting time, a time of weird change and values and choices, and "Who are you… — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
Each home has been reduced to the bare essentials -- to barer essentials than most primitive people would consider possible. Only one… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Learn how to smile in the cannibal pot and life will be so much easier. — Alan Brennert Copy Share Image
I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say? — Lillian Gordy Carter Copy Share Image