I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“They began work at 5:30 and quit at 7 at night. Children six years old going home to lie on a straw… — Mother Jones Copy Share Image
(with trout) we are touching something unrestricted, wild and arcane, beyond the reach of those who carefully maintain one-dimensional lives. There is,… — Russell Chatham Copy Share Image
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The poodle [Rufus] ate in the dining room with the rest of the [Churchill] family. A cloth was laid for him on… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Wisdom must go with Sympathy, else the emotions will become maudlin and pity may be wasted on a poodle instead of a… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
But loneliness is as delusive a belief in the pertinence of the world as is love: in choosing to feel lonely, as… — Yiyun Li Copy Share Image
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums,… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker Copy Share Image
In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner,… — James R. Heath Copy Share Image
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