“Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.” — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.” — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I want to thank you for coming to the White House to give me an opportunity to urge you to work with… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
And some needs and hurts are so deep they will only respond to a mentor's touch or a pastor's prayer. Church and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us. — Sasheer Zamata Copy Share Image
We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal...… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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