I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal...… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us. — Sasheer Zamata Copy Share Image
We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
God's signs are not always the ones we look for. We learn in tragedy that his purposes are not always our own.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through? — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Immigrants bring to America the values of faith in God, love of family, hard work and self reliance - the values that… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein],… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image