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Political humor Quotes by George W. Bush

157 Political humor quotes by George W. Bush

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George W. Bush’s knack for light‑hearted political commentary shines through this generous collection. With 157 quips, the page offers a steady stream of chuckles and insight, perfect for readers who appreciate humor that lands amid the seriousness of governance.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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I expect you to work hard on our agenda.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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I read the newspaper.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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Please don't kill me!

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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And we need a full affront on an energy crisis that is real in California and looms for other parts of our…

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription…

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought…

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those…

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is…

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We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know…

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I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system…

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand…

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some…

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The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the…

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is…

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge…

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who…

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And uh, so, I'm running for a reason. I'm answering this question here and the answer is, you cannot lead America to…

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena.…

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In spite of conflicting signals - and in spite of a popular culture that sometimes puts down their innocence - most of…

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I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand…

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Scripture says: "Blessed are those who mourn for they shall be comforted." I call on every American family and the family of…

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There are some monuments where the land is so widespread, they just encompass as much as possible. And the integral part of…

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and…

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This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it…

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have…

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I recognize I am essentially a failed human being in the sense that I can't possibly live up to the expectations of an Almighty.

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We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September…

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God speaks through me.

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For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible - and no one can now doubt the word of America.

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You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

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If you take all the food aid, America is by far the most generous country. If you take the direct aid, we're very generous.…

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The tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free.

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“One of our energy strategies is to increase the CAFE standards to 35 miles per hour..”

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There's a lot that I want to accomplish.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly…

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My answer is bring 'em on.

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On 9-11, we discovered that we cannot escape from the world. To me personally, this was a life-changing experience, and I realized, as did…

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As Americans, we want peace - we work and sacrifice for peace. But there can be no peace if our security depends on the…

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I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.

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