If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I do not want and will not take a royalty on any record I record. I think paying a royalty to a… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks,… — Shaun White Copy Share Image
Because all writers are human beings first and writers second, my guess is that any advice for living with a writer is… — Clyde Edgerton Copy Share Image
I like marginal characters, I like real people. I learn more from talking to my plumber when he comes to fix my… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share Image
As security or firewall administrators, we've got basically the same concerns [as plumbers]: the size of the pipe, the contents of the… — Marcus J. Ranum Copy Share Image
The basic thing is to be humble, and pretend you're a bartender in the tavern of life. Don't get too comfortable and… — James McBride Copy Share Image
There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Lots of crime films are about work. Free Fire could have been about a company of plumbers doing pipe-fixing and stuff. But… — Ben Wheatley Copy Share Image
They [policemen] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I used to practice piano for hours, and now, with a synthesizer, you can input the music and the machine perfects the… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
The myth stems from the belief that writing is some mystical process. That it's magical. That it abides by its own set… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it,… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
The success of a meeting often depends on having the right documents - proofs, artwork, schedules, research charts, etc. - present at… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
There's no greater bliss in life than when the plumber eventually comes to unblock your drains. No writer can give that sort… — Victoria Glendinning Copy Share Image
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The world and all its wisdom is but a booby, blundering school-boy that needs management and could be managed, if men and… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
It wasn't a case of me sitting down and thinking, right then, what shall I do with my life? Airline pilot? Plumber?… — Tim Lebbon Copy Share Image
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