I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did... I was in the first grade Christmas play - I'm playing Mary. Now, during the course of the… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
