Plane Quotes · Page 29

Why do I always sit by men on a plane that have bad gas. Yes. Sir, I can smell it.

— Tamera Mowry

I don't know how I lucked out so much because I have a baby who likes to fly. She is awesome on…

— Samantha Ponder

As someone who flew in lots of airshows in his 20s, I know what immortal feels like.

— Jared Isaacman

I don't want to buy a jet plane. I don't want to live with an entourage.

— R. Madhavan

I'm really scared of flying. Like, really, really, really scared.

— Sam Smith

Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.

— Dave Reichert

I was so scared the first time I flew the flight attendant called me Whitey.

— Nipsey Russell

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

— Michael O'Leary

A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess…

— Chris Pratt

We were flying on a winged vehicle that would do reentry different than we had ever done before. So all of those…

— Robert Crippen

In L.A., wives can fly on the plane; with the Yankees, they can't. With other teams, the wives always have functions to…

— Gary Sheffield

How do you think it would feel to be obliged to ask for a seat-belt extender on an airplane? For the unfashionably…

— Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

The jumbo jet is the airborne equivalent of the interstate highway...One might as well be stuffed into a cartridge and shot through…

— Lance Morrow

The way an aircraft flies - that is the way the strategy works. Most of the time the plane is on autopilot,…

— Roy Niederhoffer

Do you know how hard it is to say nothing? When every atom of you strains to do the opposite? I had…

— Jojo Moyes

Paul would have jumped on a plane and asked questions later, and been there a day before we were there. That's who…

— Cody Walker

I have flown in just about everything, with all kinds of pilots in all parts of the world - British, French, Pakistani,…

— Chuck Yeager

The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls…

— Jay Leno

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— veronica

“It is important to not be the last to board an airplane, as airplane seats are often oversold and you may find…

— Steven Magee

During my career as an airline pilot, I had the opportunity to be a check and training captain. Part of this job…

— Dieter F. Uchtdorf

“In time, the Navy would compile statistics showing that for a career Navy pilot, i.e., one who intended to keep flying for…

— Tom Wolfe

I seem to spend a minimum of eight hours a day in transit of some sort or another... that's eight hours of…

— Skrillex

The thing that you worry about your first flight or any flight is some kind of a problem coming up that is…

— Leroy Chiao

An airplane might disappoint any pilot but it'll never surprise a good one.

— Len Morgan

All my life, I've never been able to get enough airplanes. This will keep me flying every day.

— Hoot Gibson

Flying is hypnotic and all pilots are willing victims to the spell.

— Ernest K. Gann

I feel so great on a plane that it could be the end of everything, and I don't care.

— Karine Vanasse

Cool...got the middle seat on this next flight. Better chance of making new friends.

— Anonymous

Before a long-haul flight, buy yourself a cheap, big, comfortable pillow. It makes a huge difference.

— Bruno Tonioli

I can't remember much about the early flights, except that it was ages before we got into First Class.

— Phil Collins

Just just because there are flaws in aircraft design that doesn't mean flying carpets exist.

— Ben Goldacre

I hate everything about airports from getting there to taking off.

— Honor Blackman

Let me tell you, I fall asleep on planes with my mouth open, and it certainly doesn't look very attractive.

— Emily Robison

The time is gonna fly! You better make sure you're the pilot!

— John Addison

'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.

— Kevin Hart

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

— J. B. Smoove

“I'd want to fly. I know it's not very useful, but ... it's flying.”

— Rainbow Rowell

Helicopters don't fly, they vibrate so badly the ground rejects them.

— Tom Clancy

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

— Rich Hall