“Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Even when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“When you’ve tried everything and failed, try everything else and succeed” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image