If a person always calls to ask how you are, he is certainly a friend you can count on. But if a… — Dennis Delos Santos Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't pick up someone's call and when the person calls from some other number you say Hello. — Faizan Khan Copy Share Image
The next person who calls me a 'nice guy' is going to get punched in the face. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image