Courting couples - are caught in the middle. — Robert D Dangoor Caught in the middle Copy Share Image
People get annoyed waiting for their turn in a queue but everyones turn comes. — Robert D Dangoor Queue Copy Share Image
Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no lies. I wont make an allusion to the illusion. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
God helps him who helps himself but you have to help others before you can help yourself. — Robert D Dangoor God Copy Share Image
You cannot buy happiness but you have to pay the price. — Robert D Dangoor Happiness Copy Share Image
Before we can wave the handkerchief, we have to have a cold. — Robert D Dangoor Cold Copy Share Image
If you ask for something you have to say Please, if you want to get something you have to please. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied,… — Robert D Dangoor Patience Copy Share Image
You dont judge how rich someone is by how much money he has but by how much he wants; the less he… — Robert D Dangoor Money Copy Share Image
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all… — Robert D Dangoor Mobile Phone Copy Share Image
I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone? — Robert D Dangoor Computers Copy Share Image
When I walk in the street I get asked the time so many times that I now reply, What time is it?… — Robert D Dangoor Time Copy Share Image
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, are we turning from the rat race to the mouse race? — Robert D Dangoor Computers Copy Share Image
Depression is when you're waiting not to do things, whereas happiness is when you cannot wait to do things. — Robert D Dangoor Depression Copy Share Image
A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a… — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
