Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included. — Paul Mooney Comedians Copy Share Image
People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money. — Paul Mooney Crazy Copy Share Image
A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat. — Paul Mooney Goat Copy Share Image
I have known Michael Richards for something like 20 years. We're friends. — Paul Mooney Friends Copy Share Image
Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself. — Paul Mooney Even Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the truth; they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. — Paul Mooney Fantasy Copy Share Image
If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then it's all for nothing. — Paul Mooney Any Copy Share Image
Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43. — Paul Mooney Black Copy Share Image
Sometimes, what you do you have no control over because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you… — Paul Mooney About Copy Share Image
White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that. — Paul Mooney Academy Copy Share Image
The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats. — Paul Mooney Comedy Copy Share Image
When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want… — Paul Mooney Because Copy Share Image
I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen. — Paul Mooney Anything Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and… — Paul Mooney Because Copy Share Image
Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or… — Paul Mooney Arrogance Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. Because my grandmother raised me. I think like an old, black, Southern woman. If I'd have done coke,… — Paul Mooney Black Copy Share Image
When they were making black films in the '60s and the '70s, everyone knew their place, if you get my drift. You… — Paul Mooney Black Copy Share Image
My grandmother was the best. She loved you for you. She loved me for me. She was old-school. They broke the mold… — Paul Mooney Any Copy Share Image
People do many things for many reasons. Sometimes, what you do you have no control over, because it's predestined. It's gonna happen… — Paul Mooney Can do Copy Share Image
Julie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty and all of them.… — Paul Mooney Beverly Copy Share Image
I have such an ego 'cause I'm a double Leo. I can't let go of me, you know, so it's very difficult… — Paul Mooney Cause Copy Share Image
Majority doesn't rule. One person can change the history of the world. — Paul Mooney History Copy Share Image
A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is. — Paul Mooney Broom Copy Share Image
I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here. — Paul Mooney America Copy Share Image
I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action. — Paul Mooney Action Copy Share Image
If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored. — Paul Mooney Bored Copy Share Image
Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny. — Paul Mooney Being Copy Share Image
