“That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a puffed, bulbous… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work. our labors… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she could hear… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed. — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“For one, he was worried he’d get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents? — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to call the… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained.… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
