It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems really basic, but it's amazing how many people forget that. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have the freedom… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?" — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a president where… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
