I will criticize President Obama on this level: it's a good thing I'm not president because I would prosecute every person that… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
How come life in prison doesn't mean life? Until it does, we're not ready to do away with the death penalty. Stop… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Al Gore in 2000. He got a half a million more votes than George Bush and lost. How can that be? It's… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I wish everyone in this country could magically leave the country for six months and view the United States from the outside… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
One out of four people internationally believe if their country goes to war, The United States would be the opponent. As a… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe in the separation of church and state. We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there who are atheists,… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
