If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't think I push boundaries. I find that other people feel that way. To me, it's just about going up there… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
For me, it's always better to tell people the truth, because people can accept the truth. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When I'm performing for 4,000, 5,000 people, it's a show. It's a rock n' roll concert. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The beauty of comedy is, when people come to a comedy club, there is a certain veil of reality suspended. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I'm like most people in America. I'm conservative on some things, and I'm liberal on other things. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I get really nervous at auditions. I know how to make people laugh, but auditions just really make me nervous. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I was born in Honduras, and everything there is really chill, and people don't worry about having to get something overnighted by… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Some people want to live in a world much prettier than the one I depict. But it exists, and I talk about… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
