As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they're, like, their most beautiful. It's a cool gift to get… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Great people do things before they're ready...You might find out something about yourself that's really special and if you're not good, who… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing. Continue to share your heart with people… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Listen. Say yes. Live in the moment. Make sure you play with people who have your back. Make big choices early and… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It's not communism, it's shouldn't be that everybody gets a try no matter how good or bad they are. It's our profession… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Treat your career like a bad boyfriend... Your career wont take care of you. It won't call you back or introduce you… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to kind of keep proving that you're improvising. That's the game, or the goal, of long-form TV improv, is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You can tell someone you love them first. You can try to speak only the truth for a whole week. You can… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I've failed a million times on stage. I've listened to notes that I knew weren't right. I've pitched ideas and let other… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
There's nothing like watching a live performance of, frankly, anything. You have to make sure that people believe everything is improvised. I… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You have to remember that goodbyes are temporary because no one ever really leaves and nothing lasts forever. People are always with… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn't make… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Your career and your passion don't always match up. Plenty of talented people don't have the careers they want. Plenty of untalented… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Well people love to go dirty and stuff like that. It's funny, because even really dirty things can kind of inspire, but… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I have realized that mystery is what keeps people away, and I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I am interested in people who swim in the deep end. I want to have conversations about real things with people who… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I cannot stress enough that the answer to life's questions is often in people's faces. Try putting your iPhones down once in… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Whenever I read stories of people doing huge pranks on set, all I think is, 'These people have too much time on… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
There's only, like, five perfectly symmetrical people in the world, and they're all movie stars, and they should be, because their faces… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Opening your heart and being courageous and telling people that you care about them or like them or that you think they're… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Reading was a way to make friends or enemies, a way to discover how all these different people exist in the world… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
People who read are people who dream, and we connect through the stories we live and tell and read. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you; spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Vulnerable people are powerful people. Opening your heart and sharing it means you're going to get so much love in your life.… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Looking silly can be ver powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I love bossy women. Some people hate the word, and I understand how "bossy" can seem like a shitty way to describe… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Great people do things before they're ready. They do things before they know they can do it. Doing what you're afraid of,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image