Instead of incarcerating pedophiles, why don't we use them as crash test dummies? — Laura S Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Live today like there's no tomorrow and make it even better than yesterday. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share Image
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. — Laura S Copy Share Image
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger… — Laura S Copy Share Image
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share Image
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going to run… — Laura S Copy Share Image
The Monistat people should use Tony Orlando's song Candida for their commercials. — Laura S Copy Share Image
