I envy the people who say, 'oh, well, I've got my name in the golden book and I'm going to be entered… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
When I'm standing at the Pearly Gates, I want to say to God, 'Don't look at the records. Look at my family.… — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It's a thin line between paper and hate, Friends and snakes, nine millis and thirty-eights, Hell or the pearly gates...I was destined… — Nas Copy Share Image
The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven!… — J. Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
When I get "too busy" to pray, I envision Jesus at the Pearly Gates showing me the time I wasted looking for… — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
Really, just looking around, you feel a twinge of pity for the poor souls who succeeded in getting past the Pearly Gates.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I done been to the pearly gates, they sent me back said the good die young I ain't eligible for that — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The truth is that we are saved by grace only after all we ourselves can do. (See 2 Ne. 25:23.) There will… — Marion G. Romney Copy Share Image
Whatever happens when we die, it would be really weird if it was what we had expected. Even if you were a… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
His mother had told him that when you looked into the eyes of God at the pearly gates, all the questions you… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
This is what I say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal. Just because the state… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Oh, you know something?… — Donald Sutherland Copy Share Image
I'm sad. Pressed down by sorrow. I'm angry. Pissed at God, if there is one, and the way things are. I'm scared.… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
It often occurs to me that if, against all odds, there is a judgmental God and heaven, it will come to pass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? — James Lipton Copy Share Image
