“Get him now?" Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the weapon at the giant. The sword flipped through the air a couple of times and landed softly on… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Wow," a man said. "The song made you sound like an average loser, but in reality you were a horribly pathetic loser.” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Wild card, got it," Duncan said. "Just like in Crazy Eights. I can be a diamond; I can be a spade. Whatever you need… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“If someone stands in your path to glory, crush him. If someone holds you back from achieving your goals, crush him. If someone peppers… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Everybody, listen!” he shouted to the far-off crowds. “Rundark has super-powerful magical bombs. And they will be headed straight toward those giant vision orbs… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“And so the Thirteen Kingdoms were liberated from Darian rule. Well, all except Eïsborg, which people always tend to forget about. It’s very far… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“No one is defined by a single act," Frederic said. "Whether it was years ago or weeks ago. We're all given chances to change,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt." "And my barn?" a woman called out. Liam… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“You’re never too young to start being a hero. Practice dueling one-handed so you never need to drop your blankie. —THE HERO’S GUIDE TO… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside this head.… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“It is the villains who covet treasure, not the heroes. Unless the treasure in question is a really snazzy belt buckle, in which case,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Never regret anything. (If that turns out to be bad advice, I sincerely apologize.)” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Get him now?" Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the weapon at… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“When facing unbeatable odds, just think of yourself as unbeatably odd. (The Hero's Guide to Being a Hero)” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Frederic had imagined this moment - him running to Ella with open arms, calling her name - but being as winded as he was,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
