“On still another road, a green-haired man wobbled by on peppermint-stick stilts; a fiery-plumed bird of paradise perched on his shoulder. But he's not in this story, so don't pay any attention to him.” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Wild card, got it," Duncan said. "Just like in Crazy Eights. I can be a diamond; I can be a spade. Whatever you need… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“If someone stands in your path to glory, crush him. If someone holds you back from achieving your goals, crush him. If someone peppers… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Everybody, listen!” he shouted to the far-off crowds. “Rundark has super-powerful magical bombs. And they will be headed straight toward those giant vision orbs… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“And so the Thirteen Kingdoms were liberated from Darian rule. Well, all except Eïsborg, which people always tend to forget about. It’s very far… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“No one is defined by a single act," Frederic said. "Whether it was years ago or weeks ago. We're all given chances to change,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt." "And my barn?" a woman called out. Liam… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“You’re never too young to start being a hero. Practice dueling one-handed so you never need to drop your blankie. —THE HERO’S GUIDE TO… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside this head.… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“It is the villains who covet treasure, not the heroes. Unless the treasure in question is a really snazzy belt buckle, in which case,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Never regret anything. (If that turns out to be bad advice, I sincerely apologize.)” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Get him now?" Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the weapon at… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
