“Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt." "And my barn?" a woman called out. Liam sighed. "Yes, and your barn, too." "And my golden carousel?" shouted another man. "Will you pay… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Wow," a man said. "The song made you sound like an average loser, but in reality you were a horribly pathetic loser.” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Wild card, got it," Duncan said. "Just like in Crazy Eights. I can be a diamond; I can be a spade. Whatever you need… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“If someone stands in your path to glory, crush him. If someone holds you back from achieving your goals, crush him. If someone peppers… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Everybody, listen!” he shouted to the far-off crowds. “Rundark has super-powerful magical bombs. And they will be headed straight toward those giant vision orbs you’re watching. You need to get as far away from those orbs as possible!” And all around the Thirteen Kingdoms, seven people turned away from the orbs and fled. Yes, that’s right: seven. The thousands of… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“And so the Thirteen Kingdoms were liberated from Darian rule. Well, all except Eïsborg, which people always tend to forget about. It’s very far north. And barely anybody lives there, anyway. We even forget to put it on the map in the first book. The fifteen Darians stationed there would end up sitting around for two and half years wondering… — Christopher Healy Copy Share
“No one is defined by a single act," Frederic said. "Whether it was years ago or weeks ago. We're all given chances to change,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt." "And my barn?" a woman called out. Liam… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“You’re never too young to start being a hero. Practice dueling one-handed so you never need to drop your blankie. —THE HERO’S GUIDE TO… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside this head.… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“It is the villains who covet treasure, not the heroes. Unless the treasure in question is a really snazzy belt buckle, in which case,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Never regret anything. (If that turns out to be bad advice, I sincerely apologize.)” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Get him now?" Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the weapon at… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
