Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them. — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
