“My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means “too stupid to use a condom.” — John Goode Copy Share Image
“Okay, then, if you're sure," he said again and I almost blurted, "I'd consider hitting my mother in the back of the… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“It takes more courage than one would expect to sit in a car you know you're going to wreck and even more to take… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“... life sucks, and I am pretty sure Fate hates me. But there is nothing I can do about any of that.” — John Goode Copy Share Image
“For Kyle, thinking can just end up being destructive. It’s like he was always playing chess in his mind against himself for stakes that… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“NO ONE starts a trip thinking that they might crash. Even though there is always a possibility, no one in their right mind ever… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“I mean, sure, maybe the princess did indeed date the criminal, but how exactly did they make that work?” — John Goode Copy Share Image
“I was seventeen and on the edge of an eighteen that seemed terrifying to a young man not sure of his sexuality. I knew… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“Every time I had dared to hope for something in my life, it seemed that fate, like a small, angry child, went out of… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“I didn’t have a life before you. All of that was… was just a waste of time.” I put my hand over his heart.… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“If she understood the difference between referring to me as "the gay guy" and using my name, the knowledge was lost between her vapid… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“So I sat there and thought about faking a heart attack so I could skip school for a few months. I mean, they wouldn’t… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“Like my own personal sun, he was not only too radiant to look at directly, I also found myself more and more drawn into… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“I even went to the source of all wisdom, I went and knelt at the great Queen of Drag’s feet and asked her how… — John Goode Copy Share Image
