Parenting Quotes by Foghorn Leghorn

That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Fortunately I always keep a spare in my locker.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas, no curves.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Hes so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Whats, I say whats the big idea wrappin a lariat around my adams apple.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That boys as timid as a canary at a cat show.

— Foghorn Leghorn

I keep pitchin em and you keep missin em.

— Foghorn Leghorn

This boys more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Youre way off, I say youre way off this time son!

— Foghorn Leghorn

I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

— Foghorn Leghorn