I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know many people have said it before, but there is nothing a cup of coffee and a new pair of shoes… — Marissa Jaret Winokur Copy Share Image
The difference between listening and pretending to listen, I discovered, is enormous. One is fluid, the other is rigid. One is alive,… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
There was the noise of a bolt shot back, and the door opened a few inches, enough to show a long snout… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine.… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's actually happening. This is independent adulthood, this is what it feels like. Shouldn't there be some sort of… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. — Lee Van Cleef Copy Share Image
In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I used to play one job and have 125 pair of shoes on the floor. What was I doing? I couldn't wear… — James Brown Copy Share Image
I'm not a great consumer. I always ask myself, 'Do I really need that piece?' I have friends who have 300 pairs… — Mireille Guiliano Copy Share Image
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
An athletic man, or whatever you want to call him, will only look good in a very classic suit, a pair of… — Hedi Slimane Copy Share Image
Blackwater USA has already taken in more than $1 billion from the public coffers. All in all, that's not a bad take… — Robert Bateman Copy Share Image
May I mention earrings and rings placed in other parts of the body. These are not manly. They are not attractive. You… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Three days after my boyfriend left me, I discovered a closetful of his clothes. I thought of what I'd done in the… — Anne Elizabeth Moore Copy Share Image
Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In the first weeks of the Obama administration, 'bipartisanship' was the reigning buzzword, and when the Beltway thinks 'bipartisan,' it pictures President… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I have numerous clear glasses at home. I probably have thirty pairs. I think it started for acting. I have tons of… — Ryan Eggold Copy Share Image
And, in addition to all the miseries, the young are not wise. They have very little understanding about life. Who wants to… — Morrie Schwartz Copy Share Image
There are brown eyes in the world, after all, as well as blue, and one pair of brown that meant heaven to… — E. Nesbit Copy Share Image
Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Sunglasses always hide a multitude of sins. Sunglasses and a great pair of heels can turn most outfits around. — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
