“I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of some cosmic misalignment of words, phrases, and ideas. I may as well have cast runes into a spirit… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
