The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi Copy Share Image
Don't break their hearts in their old age after they broke their backs carrying you in their young and tender age. Make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight. — Andrea Camilleri Copy Share Image
Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
“In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Rebecca was a busy liar in her distinguished old age, reinventing her past for gullible biographers. — Walter Clemons Copy Share Image
The second childhood of a saint is the early infancy of a happy immortality, as we believe. — William Mountford Copy Share Image
When intelligent and sensible people despise knowledge in their old age, it is only because they have asked too much of it… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I never had time to do anything for myself. I've always had to subordinate my energy and time to the demands of… — Sophia Tolstaya Copy Share Image
“We both young what made you grow younger." "The music?" He nodded and whispered. "You don't have to go back to being… — David Agranoff Copy Share Image
“To the end of her life, to the last dream of old age, Syeira would always remember these two wild smells-the Arva… — Jamieson Findlay Copy Share Image
Many ask me whether pranayama ... postpones old age. Why worry about it? Death is certain. Let it come when it comes.… — B.K.S. Iyengar Copy Share Image
We devote the activity of our youth to revelry and the decrepitude of our old age to repentance: and we finish the… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Respect the old when you are young, help the weak when you are strong, confess the fault when you are wrong...because one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Respect the old when you are young¦ Help the weak when you are strong¦ Forgive the fault when you are right¦ because… — Babloo Copy Share Image
“Since I'm no longer a senior employee, but an old employee, everyone else has lost interest in me, and this has been… — Olga Ravn Copy Share Image
“I am deep in my willed habits. From the outside, I suppose I look like an unoccupied house with one unconvincing night-light… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
“For Montaigne, the death of youth, which so often takes place unnoticed is the harder death; what we habitually refer to as… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE … enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if… — Pamela Redmond Satran Copy Share Image
The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Why be thrifty when your old age and health care are provided for, no matter how profligate you act in your youth?… — David Frum Copy Share Image
“I have begun in old age to understand just how oddly we all are put together. We are so proud of our… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
“If I could, I'd deliver you from old age and death, from aches and pains, from the blandishments of ghosts, from the… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
“And she answered: ‘All your words are but to say: you are a woman, and your part is in the house. But… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“The old age old story of Yin & Yang...Every positive side has a negative side too. Which are you?” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
Even death itself sometimes fails to bring the dignity and serenity which one would fain associate with old age. — Jane Addams Copy Share Image
Some one has said of a fine and honorable old age, that it was the childhood of immortality. — John Wolcot Copy Share Image
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
To become aware in time when young of the advantages of age; to maintain the advantages of youth in old age: both… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
My eyes have seen much, but they are not weary. My ears have heard much, but they thirst for more. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I tend not to think about living to some grand old age. Then again, I don't think about dying, either. — Stella Young Copy Share Image
“The accumulated experience of old age was much more interesting than the chatter of the young.” — Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
Old men's eyes are like old men's memories; they are strongest for things a long way off. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Lack of education, old age, bad health or discrimination - these are causes of poverty, and the way to attack it is… — Robert Kennedy Copy Share Image
Now Israel loved Joseph more than all his children, because he was the son of his old age: and he made him… — Bible Copy Share Image
It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead… — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Old men, imagining themselves under obligation to young paramours, seldom keep any thing from their knowledge. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image