A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I called Vee. "How are you doing?" I asked. "Good. How are you?" "Good." Silence. "Okay," Vee said in a rush, "I… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
When I'm in front of a crowd, I don't think 'Oh, there's some hard-core metalheads and some alternative fringe types, so we… — Gord Downie Copy Share Image
This gets back to the fundamental lesson of political survival that Bill Clinton taught me, which is if you make it about… — Paul Begala Copy Share Image
I mean, if you're gonna purposely lose your mind, you want to get it back some day. Don't you? Okay, maybe not. — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
I am sure you have met diplomats; they probably travel far less than you do. Okay, they get to know a place… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
Girls get screwed. Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things. The way… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
It's been something that has always been kind of okay with me - not in the sense that I didn't want to… — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
Someday I'll get married, and on my wedding day they'll be saying, 'Okay, we have to ask about that infamous Oscar kiss.' — James Haven Copy Share Image
And everybody’s running around talking about ‘Zionists’ all day. Okay, just keep parroting that over and over again. — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Writing's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
[The word class has] been excised from the acceptable political vocabulary, except in the limited usage of right-wingers when they accuse liberals… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
My high school was a private school where you went to an Ivy League. That's just what was expected of you and… — Troian Bellisario Copy Share Image
Okay, boys.” Pestilence's grating voice rang out. “Kill the human and the mutt, and let's get this Apocalypse started! — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
I love, love writing about Los Angeles. I love exploring every part of it. And I find, rather than a burden, it's… — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
I think when I was a younger actor, I did carry that stuff home. When I did ...And Justice For All, I… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
The Jesus who makes everything okay for everyone is a phantom, a dream, not a real figure. — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
I'm okay. Nobody's bothering me. Everyone's very kind, and very polite. I don't feel like my whole life changed. — Berenice Bejo Copy Share Image
Very rarely have I worked with a director where we've been at odds. And by the time you've actually talked to somebody… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
You couldn’t get rid of the past. You couldn’t ignore it, or bury it, or throw it over the balcony. You just… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image