“Hello, spawn!” I coo at Kayla’s baby brother as he waddles into her room. He burps at me. “It looks like you guys speak the same language,” Kayla quips. “Where was that sass when Jack was making you cry at… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I announce. "You'll… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start teaching.” Mr.… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and benevolent. I… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.”… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
