“The only thing that was actually effective at tricking my babies into sleeping was not something money could buy. It was me. Well, actually it was my milk-producing nipple pacifiers. But we'll say it was me because that sounds cozy.” — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.” — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
“Some indoor play gyms are ok. As long as they hose them down or light them on fire once every few years.” — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
“But enough about my superficial complaints. Who cares, right? My body made PEOPLE. I'm like a wizard. Wizards don't need perfect bodies because they… — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
“Parents are just uncelebrated rock stars - we stay up late, take drugs and treat our bodies like crap. Yay!” — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
“The only thing that was actually effective at tricking my babies into sleeping was not something money could buy. It was me. Well, actually… — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
“Every parent loathes the bedtime routine. Actually, there are probably some parents who love the bedtime routine, but I've never met any and they… — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
