Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Mike Wilmot Copy Share Image
Like I said, I enjoyed my time there in Indy. You just have gotta move on, get ready for the next chapter. — Roy Hibbert Copy Share Image
Get a life. A real life. Not a manic pursuit of the next promotion, the bigger paycheck, the larger house. — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I think that at one moment you're apt for one thing, and at the next moment you're apt for something else. — Concha Buika Copy Share Image
If our next president is a woman, it will be Hilary Clinton and our country will be all the better for it. — Calvin Johnson Copy Share Image
If I have my best year yet in 2018 but we're 8-8, I didn't go to the next level. That's the reality… — Kirk Cousins Copy Share Image
If we want to kill Obamacare and we want to end socialized medicine, it must be done in the next election! — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Sometimes television can just jump from one bit of plot to the next, and the words fill in the in-between. — Chiwetel Ejiofor Copy Share Image
No matter how many awards you've won or how many sales you've got, come the next book it's still a blank sheet… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
That's what we want to do here at Johnson Space Center. I think what we have always brought to NASA and brought… — Ellen Ochoa Copy Share Image
“If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can… — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
We need to remind ourselves that Europe will be our biggest trading partner for the next several decades and probably beyond, so… — Keir Starmer Copy Share Image
At the moment I'm so exhausted that I feel like cutting my throat, so the next news masy well be that I… — Delmore Schwartz Copy Share Image
When you make a film for a million and a half dollars and it opens at 20 million, the next question out… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
I have to feel that each thing I've learned I can push to another point next time. I'm not very good with… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
I lived in a house in the East Bronx, a totally Jewish neighborhood on East 172nd Street. You didn't see Christians much,… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
A continent ages quickly once we come. The natives live in harmony with it. But the foreigner destroys, cuts down the trees,… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I think it's because if I have the time I take the time to sign every autograph I can after a show.… — Jeff Hardy Copy Share Image
I wouldn't have thought that the techniques of story-telling, which is what the novel is after all, can vary much because there… — William Golding Copy Share Image
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Entertainment companies always have to stay on the edge of trying to catch that certain thing that will grab people's attention. And… — Shigeru Miyamoto Copy Share Image
Don't make your wedding a pleasant memory in this life but a source of misery in the next. Make it an eternally… — Omar Suleiman Copy Share Image
In most of the world, we have only small remnants of the wildlife that once existed. Africa has the most astonishing wildlife… — Patrick Bergin Copy Share Image
Yet if there's no reason to live without a child, how could there be with one? To answer one life with a… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
I always have on my mind the thought that next year I must do something greater, something more wonderful. — Harry Houdini Copy Share Image
I have been long associated with British music. I have favoured it as my alternate music next to American. — Leonard Slatkin Copy Share Image
As long as you have your own apartment and you can pretty much make rent for the next year, you're golden! — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
In New York, pretending to be above the struggle means no seat on the bus and a table next to the kitchen. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists. — Donal Henahan Copy Share Image
No one goalkeeper is like the next. We all have different techniques and we all play the game differently. — Rui Patricio Copy Share Image
In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen. — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
In a deal, you give and take. You compromise. Then you grab the cash and catch the next train out of town. — Irving Paul Lazar Copy Share Image
With our next generation hardware, polygon rendering will probably be an area we'll get more heavily into. — Trip Hawkins Copy Share Image
It gets boring to me when people talk about clothing brands or what boat they're going to buy next summer. — Natassia Malthe Copy Share Image
The next time you see Jesus Christ, ask Him what happened to the just society He promised 2,000 years ago. — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
No one who appreciates the shortness of this life and the eternality of the next can ever say, 'I'm bored' — Abu Ammaar Yasir Qadhi Copy Share Image
I don't believe in breaks. Not yet. I'm too young. I'll find the next job to keep me busy between seasons. — Aldis Hodge Copy Share Image
I wake up every morning and think to myself, 'How far can I push the company forward in the next 24 hours? — Leah Busque Copy Share Image
Staying in the moment is not worrying about the outcome but just focusing on the process on the next shot. — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
It's a real luxury to have a studio all to myself, somewhere to start mood boards for the next collection. — Alice Temperley Copy Share Image
