Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year make a resolution to BE yourself! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“New Year is a new morning and a new morning is a new opportunity and a new opportunity is a new path… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“It seems silly to worry about the arbitrary moment some person long dead declared to be the end of one year and… — Shaun David Hutchinson Copy Share Image
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, remember those you have lost, put behind you the rubbish you should have left behind the year before and enter the… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
