I'd like to have a neck. Everyone else has a neck, but I never got one; I don't know what happened. I'm not asking for much: just some sort of separation between my head and my body would be great. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I'd like to see the argument made for greater worldwide federalism, not just the European Union. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It's fine… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I was on holiday in Ibiza, having a lovely time, writing a book and looking at the stars every night and generally not having… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Every meal is so important and colours the rest of your day - my whole day can go into a spin if I make… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
'Death In Paradise' is my dream job - a fascinating character, great scripts, superb cast, and shooting in the Caribbean with French catering. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I used to fantasise about being able to stay up all night; now I fantasise about how early I can go to bed. Tragic… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty bottles for… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
