In every circle of friends theres always that one person everyone secretly hates. Dont have one? Then its probably you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one nice friend,but is secretly the naughtiest of all.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. He knew, the moment… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
O sweet spontaneous earth how often have the doting fingers of prurient philosophers pinched and poked thee ,has the naughty thumb of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lazy Lob and crazy Cob are weaving webs to wind me. I am far more sweet than other meat, but still they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
