Some of my friends would lie to girls to get them, or do things that - you know, they would cheat on… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
My children are my greatest gifts and my greatest inspirations. That my husband is the most honest, kind, hard-working, and genuine person,… — Trista Sutter Copy Share Image
But only that soul can be my friend which I encounter on the line of my own march, that soul to which… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Of course we will continue to work for cheaper electricity in the homes and on the farms of America; for better and… — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
There was a long time in my life where I made music that I thought my friends would like, or that I… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity!… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can… — Robert McKee Copy Share Image
I got into comics about the same time as music. By 12 years old, I had discovered my dad's killer comic book… — Alan Robert Copy Share Image
Of course, here's the weird part. After I fought my dad, all of a sudden we're buddies now. Like he's my friend… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
When I was five, a tree was my best friend. An old peppercorn on Grandpa's little farm. I'd haul myself into its… — Phillip Adams Copy Share Image
Most of my friends' fathers had been in the war - either as soldiers or in some other capacity in the military.… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
May I never sit on a tribunal where my friends shall not find more favor from me than strangers. — Themistocles Copy Share Image
Cut if you will with sleep's dull knife, the years from off your life, my friend! the years that death takes off… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
I was studying international business and instead of doing what I should have been doing which was studying for exams and figuring… — David Myers Copy Share Image
A nap, my friend, is a brief period of sleep which overtakes superannuated persons when they endeavor to entertain unwelcome visitors or… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The financial calculus that Charlie and I employ would never permit our trading a good night's sleep for a shot at a… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think… — David Henry Copy Share Image
The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it. — George Meredith Copy Share Image
Exactly! It is absurd - improbable - it cannot be. So I myself have said. And yet, my friend, there it is!… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
