Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It helps when 1 can send the children off to their fathers so I can support my new book with a national… — Meg Tilly Copy Share Image
My daughter is an angel on earth, so when I see her it all goes away. I see her and - phew!… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
The labor part wasn't so great, but seeing [my daughter] for the first time was pretty awesome. I mean, how does it… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
My daughter just graduated college and she's a dance major. She's done a couple of dance videos already and won Miss Massachusetts… — Doug Flutie Copy Share Image
What I would like to give my daughter is freedom. And this is something that must be given by example, not exhortation.… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Feminism is dated? Yes, for privileged women like my daughter and all of us here today, but not for most of our… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
I don't want to be too strict, because I think kids can get rebellious, but I want to raise my daughter to… — Holly Madison Copy Share Image
Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to [Texas] A&M... Texas A&M used to be a conservative university.… — Tom DeLay Copy Share Image
My daughter teases me once in a while saying, Remember when you used to be my mother and you had black hair? — Loni Anderson Copy Share Image
My daughter is not an object to flash around or a prized item to put on display. — Abhishek Bachchan Copy Share Image
I don't think you're entitled to read my mail between my daughters and me. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I am lucky to have three daughters who are completely different. I look at my daughters and I have different relationships with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want my kids to be like me, I don't want my daughter to date a guy like me. You know,… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Yeah, I definitely wanted to do a kids' movie because I have a kid. I want to do things that my daughter… — David Arquette Copy Share Image
I listen to my daughter. I listen to Paula, but I make the decisions. The decision to say goodbye to Cruise was… — Sumner Redstone Copy Share Image
My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was… — Robert Clark Copy Share Image
My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I always tell myself that it is very, very important for me to be a good role model for Alma, my daughter. — Gal Gadot Copy Share Image
If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have to do. I… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
My son and my daughter have both been an incredibly sustaining force, especially through this recent bad patch [of health]. So, I've… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
in the comparatively short time between my childhood and my daughter's, the business society has ceased urging people to produce and is… — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image