The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class.… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
“Not many musicians can get 10000 people to show up and help pay his back taxes, and when farmers are going broke and transatlantic pipelines need to be stopped and towns are blown up in fertilizer explosions or schools for impaired children need to be built, Willie shows up. Does the show for free. For three hours. Everyone has a… — Rich Hall Copy Share
